In the spirit of this awful disease that is spreading like a Yellowstone wildfire, I have decided to put my 2 cents into you beggars cup and take a dollar out. I am going to say something now that may shock you, it may take your breath away, you may even fall out of your chair in disbelief. Are you ready cuz here it goes: Myspace is not your outlet for your personal problems (including this one). If someone changes their mood or emoticon, if someone posts a blog, if someone posts a bulletin, there is no way to sense that persons tone. Although Tom has created these nice little mood indicators it is still a source that is far to often taken out of context. We have opened up our lives by "adding" "friends" (yes that just happened. I just used quotes on two words in a row to make a point). These so called friends or mobsters or quiz takers or whatever the hell you weirdo's are then make a point to be come e-eeping Tom's (no pun intended, well sort of) and go as far as subscribe to our fucking lives. Seriously. If you are reading something it is probably not about you. If you think it is about you please visit www.fox.com/pause before you start "Space Wars: Attack of the emoticons." I can't help but feel a little ewe'd even though I have done this myself when I can sit back and watch a couples fight by simply clicking on "Friends status updates" or checking the relationship status on their page. What happened to a good old fashioned knock down drag out street fight at 3 in the morning that gets the cops there while the woman comes running out of the house with a black eye screaming, "I LOVE YOU BAAAABY PLEASE DON'T TAKE HIM AWAY!" God I seriously never thought I would see the day when I would wish for that over a blog fight. Ha! This is where we are and we wonder why our economy is in such sad shape. Between that and the God Damn Carl's Junior Giant Breakfast sandwich we stand no chance as a species.
I hope the Large Hadron Collider works.
Oh by the way if you think this blog is about you, it's not get over yourself, your not that cool
Peace Im out.
(Now back to watching the King of Queens)
-Dave
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